I’m currently in El Salvador, on a trip through Central America to scope a mobile app for a client. At least that’s what’s happening in real life. In my head, ever since I left my family at 4am to make it to the airport, I’ve been on a secret mission to do business with (and perhaps assassinate) a drug lord and his capos.

In my head, my suitcase is full of money, and I have a handgun in my laptop bag. I put an odorless, flavorless poison into a really expensive bottle of tequila, and if business goes sour, I might use it to “celebrate” with some dudes I don’t want around anymore. I swagger up to the customs lady and offer only a blank stare, so as not to let on about the fantasy objects that I’m not really carrying.

Ever since I can remember, I’ve almost always had a parallel fantasy running alongside the regularly scheduled program. And if you’ve ever seen me play basketball, you would immediately understand why.

Enjoy episode 12 of Post-Nup, which is about fantasies, realities, and how the two might affect each other.

Oh yeah, it guest stars an easy-going Penthouse Pet of the Year named Sunny Leone.

- Sandeep

PS. Fair warning, parts of this episode are NSFW (Not Safe For Work).

A couple sits next to me at my regular breakfast spot. The woman tells the waittress that her husband cooked a special meal for her last night. He describes the meal (prosciutto-wrapped-something, goat-cheese-stuffed-something, creme-fraiche-something, etc), and the waittress oohs and aahs. They share a laugh about how long it’s been since he last cooked for her. He makes some joke about a martini being “shaken, not stirred”, and she laughs nervously.

And I’m like “oh-shit-ha-ha-what-a-funny-old-couple! With their old couple banter and shit! They’re not even that old, and they’re acting all old and bantery!”

Then I notice a little bit of Rogaine Foam on my shirt. And I’m like “fuck, I must have been extra tired this morning…think I didn’t get to bed until 11.”

- Sandeep