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Here’s a situation: let’s say you’re going to Burning Man for a full week. It’s going to be 110 degrees during the day and maybe 108 at night (106 in the shade).

You have a group of 12 people, and the only food you have is a couple Twix bars and a lactating cow. Your buddy SoulFlutter (burning man name) is like, “Hell ya my spiritual brother, steak and burgers! Sun-powered BBQ!”.

But, you’re the responsible camp leader. You explain to SoulFlutter that you don’t have any refrigeration at the camp. And your people cannot live off of acid tabs and Twix bars alone.

So, you make a rule. No one eats the cow. The cow is for milk products only. SoulFlutter is like, “Oh shit! Holy cow!”. You’re like, whatever, SoulFlutter. You will take everyone out for steaks when you are back home.

How practical of you.